Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill-up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account

M is for Moral, governed by ethics
E is for Effervescent, bubbling with life
N is for Nurturing, you bring out the good in people

W is for Wonderful, a blessing to know
A is for Accommodating, taking care of others' needs
N is for Nutty, full of wackiness
T is for Tolerant, endless patience

S is for Smart, a keen intellect
E is for Endearing, beloved by all
X is for Xmas, the spirit of christmas is in you
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I is for Imaginative, a creative mind
F is for Forgiving, patient with others

M is for Meaningful, the way you lead your life
E is for Enriching, bettering others
N is for Noteworthy, having remarkable achivements

R is for Rational, ever logical
U is for Unflappable, nothing keeps you down
L is for Light-hearted, you have an easy laughter
E is for Endearing, so loveable
D is for Delightful, bringing joy to all

T is for Thoughtful, considerate towards all
H is for Honest, trustworthy and true
E is for Ethical, an upright person

W is for Wise, you always have sage advice
O is for Original, pioneering in thought
R is for Relaxing, you put people at ease
L is for Lively, the life of the party
D is for Decisive, capable of bold actions
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T is for Thorough, attentive to details
H is for Honorable, morally upright
E is for Eloquent, effortlessly articulate
Y is for Yummy, so delectable

C is for Classy, you have oddles of style
O is for Optimistic, unbeaten by adversity
U is for Unassuming, ever humble
L is for Leader, where you go others will follow
D is for Dear, precious to all

G is for Goofy, totally wacky
E is for Exuberant, a bubbly presence
T is for Tender, a gentle soul

S is for Spectacular, truly remarkable
E is for Elegant, of refined style
X is for X-factor, you have the special ingredient

A is for Analytical, solving problems with logic
N is for Noble, an honorable heart
Y is for Yearning, a thirst for experience
W is for Well-versed, a master of many skills
H is for Happy, a bundle of joy
E is for Excellent, possessing great merit
R is for Remarkable, so exceptional
E is for Engaging, winning others over
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A is for Agreeable, so easy to get along with
N is for Noble, self-sacrificing
Y is for Yes, always believing in yourself
T is for Talented, gifted with ability
I is for Intelligent, quick-witted
M is for Meticulous, careful with details
E is for Earnest, ever sincere
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R is for Rare, your friendship is gold
E is for Exemplary, a class act to follow
S is for Sacred, a dear treasure
T is for Tantalizing, thrilling the senses
A is for Analytical, breaking down problems simply
U is for Ultimate, just the best
R is for Reflective, always thoughtful
A is for Amiable, so pleasant to be with
N is for Nice, a sweet soul
T is for Tactful, ever sensitive
S is for Sincere, staying true

W is for Well-read, knowledgeable in all subjects
O is for Original, ahead of the curve
U is for Unique, so very special
L is for Likeable, instantly pleasing
D is for Desirable, so very attractive

G is for Groovy, the coolest
I is for Important, your friendship is an asset
V is for Valuable, a friend to be cherished
E is for Easygoing, a breeze to get along with

Y is for Yearning, a drive to succeed
O is for Observant, keenly perceptive
U is for Uplifting, so inspiring

S is for Sharp, always observant
E is for Eclectic, your interests are wide-ranging
X is for X-ray, you always have sharp insights

I is for Illuminating, a font of wisdom
N is for Neat, carefully organized
S is for Satisfying, most excellent company
T is for Tasteful, odes of style
E is for Excellent, of the finest character
A is for Attentive, paying heed to others' needs
D is for Dynamic, radiating energy

O is for Obliging, willing to accommodate
F is for Fervent, strongly passionate

B is for Beautiful, so precious and rare
R is for Reliable, a buddy you can count on
E is for Essential, you are important to us
A is for Athletic, a sporting talent
T is for Tenacious, not one to give up
H is for Heady, intoxicating company

M is for Merry, abundant joy
I is for Inquisitive, a curious intellect
N is for Noteworthy, having remarkable achivements
T is for Terrific, so awesome
S is for Smiling, your smile lights up my day

O is for Orderly, ever organized
N is for Noble, an honorable heart

T is for Trustworthy, your word is good as gold
H is for Heroic, courageously stepping forth
E is for Enthusiastic, ever encouraging

W is for Wholesome, full of goodness
A is for Amusing, it's never dull when you're around
Y is for Youth, eternally young at heart

O is for Optimistic, ever upbeat
U is for Understanding, boundless patience
T is for Truth, living life with honesty
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G is for Genteel, elegantly mannered
A is for Affable, instantly likeable
S is for Steady, a loyal pal

S is for Sensitive, keenly perceptive
T is for Tolerant, endless patience
A is for Approachable, people turn to you for help
T is for Thorough, attentive to details
I is for Incredible, amazingly awesome
O is for Organized, you always have it together
N is for Neat, carefully organized
S is for Sanguine, always looking up

W is for Well-mannered, refined in behavior
O is for Open-minded, able to consider new perspectives
U is for Unforgettable, you leave a deep impression
L is for Laidback, you have a relaxed charm
D is for Distinguished, most outstanding

G is for Good-humored, always in good cheer
I is for Indefatigable, a tireless spirit
V is for Vivacious, highly spirited
E is for Entertaining, a bundle of fun

S is for Serene, a calming quality
E is for Exciting, a thrill to be with
X is for Xplosive, a decisive individual

W is for Wacky, a unique personality
I is for Influential, your opinion counts
T is for Trustworthy, your word is good as gold
H is for Hyperactive, perpetually on the move

E is for Energetic, a buoyant personality
V is for Vintage, you're a collector's item
E is for Enchanting, a charming presence
R is for Receptive, an open mind
Y is for Yearning, a drive to succeed

F is for Funny, your jokes crack us up
I is for Impartial, fair and unbiased
L is for Light-hearted, free from worries
L is for Limitless, once you set your heart on something
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U is for Useful, a great helping hand
P is for Pensive, lost in dream
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B is for Benevolent, protecting others' welfare
A is for Admirable, commanding our respect
N is for Nurturing, you bring out the good in people
K is for Keen, abounding with enthusiasm
S is for Sensible, you always do the right thing

W is for Whimsical, delightfully spontaneous
O is for Optimistic, always staying upbeat
U is for Upbeat, there's a spring in your step
L is for Learned, mastery of knowledge
D is for Daredevil, a brave venturer

G is for Generous, a charitable heart
I is for Industrious, commited to your work
V is for Virtuous, living in righteousness
E is for Efficient, succeeding at tasks

S is for Sensational, ever exciting
E is for Enigmatic, deeply fascinating
X is for Xtraordinary, your brilliance shines like the sun

T is for Tasteful, odes of style
O is for Open-minded, receptive to new ideas

A is for Addictive, one simply can't have enough of you
N is for Neat, carefully organized
Y is for Youth, eternally young at heart
O is for Open-hearted, filled with generosity
N is for Noteworthy, having remarkable achivements
E is for Exceptional, simply the best

W is for Worthy, your friendship is a gift
H is for Heroic, noble and self-sacrificing
O is for Oomph, you have a magnetic draw

O is for Original, an independent thinker
P is for Phenomenal, an amazing person
E is for Enriching, bettering others
N is for Nutty, full of wackiness
E is for Eloquent, effortlessly articulate
D is for Dependable, a worthy friend

A is for Artistic, full of creativity

C is for Colorful, fascinating company
H is for Honest, so genuine
E is for Earnest, ever sincere
C is for Confident, believing in yourself
K is for Kind, you have a good heart
I is for Intelligent, a brilliant mind
N is for Noble, an honorable heart
G is for Generous, a kind heart

A is for Athletic, bounding with energy
C is for Courteous, having fine manners
C is for Chipper, perpetually in good cheer
O is for Original, refreshingly so
U is for Uber, simply outstanding
N is for Noble, an honorable heart
T is for Tenacious, not one to give up