Adams, Scott
Adams, Scott
12/10/2017 12:34
You haven’t achieved equality until you’re a legitimate target for humor.
Y is for Yes, always believing in yourself
O is for Optimistic, unbeaten by adversity
U is for Useful, a great helping hand
H is for Happy, a bundle of joy
A is for Admirable, commanding our respect
V is for Valiant, possessing bravery
E is for Enchanting, a charming presence
N is for Noteworthy,...
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12/10/2017 12:34
Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill-up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account
M is for Moral, governed by ethics
E is for Effervescent, bubbling with life
N is for Nurturing, you bring out the good in people
W is for Wonderful, a blessing to know
A is for Accommodating, taking care of others' needs
N is for Nutty, full of wackiness
T is for Tolerant, endless patience
S is...
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12/10/2017 11:21
The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out. Sure, there's a lot more living to go, but there isn't much doubt that I'll always be the 'Dilbert guy.' Unless I go on a crime spree, in which case I'll be 'that stabbin' Dilbert guy.
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12/10/2017 11:20
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.
G is for Gracious, considerate of others
I is for Inventive, full of creative solutions
V is for Valuable, a friend to be cherished
E is for Effervescent, bubbling with life
A is for Amiable, so pleasant to be with
M is for Meticulous, careful with details
A is for Altruistic, you place others...
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12/10/2017 11:17
Decisions are made by people who have time, not people who have talent.
D is for Desirable, so very attractive
E is for Energetic, a buoyant personality
C is for Courteous, having fine manners
I is for Influential, your opinion counts
S is for Spectacular, truly remarkable
I is for Independent, an original thinker
O is for Open-minded, receptive to new ideas
N is for...
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12/10/2017 11:15
The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up.
T is for Tenacious, not one to give up
H is for Honorable, full of virtue
E is for Exceptional, simply the best
B is for Beaming, so joyful
E is for Engaging, winning others over
S is for Selfless, placing others before self
T is for Trustworthy, your word is good as gold
W is for Wacky, a unique...
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12/10/2017 11:14
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
C is for Compassionate, full of empathy
R is for Remarkable, so exceptional
E is for Ethical, an upright person
A is for Abilities, for you are blessed with many
T is for Tender, a gentle soul
I is for Independent, an original thinker
V is for Victorious, you're a winner
I is for Influential, your...
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12/10/2017 11:13
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Y is for Yearning, a thirst for experience
O is for Open-minded, receptive to new ideas
U is for Unassuming, ever humble
C is for Creative, your works are most original
A is for Adorable, turning hearts into goo
N is for Nutty, full of wackiness
N is for Noble, self-sacrificing
E is for...
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12/10/2017 11:12
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
T is for Thorough, attentive to details
H is for Humorous, sparkling wit
E is for Engaging, winning others over
C is for Creative, your works are most original
R is for Reasonable, ever sensible
E is for Enigmatic, deeply fascinating
A is for Amiable, so pleasant to be with
T is for Thoughtful,...